[eyes closed so hard i stopped your heart from beating]

m y f a u l t .

haha everything tt ever happens iz my fault. according 2 sj sher lynne fang anyway. lol!

nth much happen in sch recently leh. aiya~

apart fr ghosts sightings, stolen money, cher crying, chers wif ap n having no water.

nth much happen lah. nth.... haha




Research have shown that teachers, especially those in a certain school with an ass in its name, have attitude problem.

This worrying trend is in accordance with several other disturbing issues happening in schools all over a certain country, also with an 's' in its name.

Recent studies conducted by a group of famous n prominent students have shown that 1 in 5 teachers are prone to walk out of a lesson halfway or scold their class without reason.

In a not-so-recent survey, scientists have also found that water pipes are bursting in a school, leading to toiletbowls being choked. This is even more pronounced in the girls' toilets.

Students studying in that school have to stop visiting the toilets for a period of time. They found themselves unable to concentrate on studying and feeling extreme discomfort.

As Dr. Sin, a doctor of the Very Expensive Family Clinic, puts it, "Teenagers need to drink plenty of water as they are growing up and even more so due to the hot and humid weather we experience. Therefore, they have to use the toilets quite often. Not being able to use it will lead them to drink less water which will result in having dry, not-kissable lips and feeling dehydrated. Holding in their urine or shit for too long would also result in kidney failure. It is advised to throw yourself off the highest part of your school if students were to find themselves in an uncomfortable situation such as this."

Adapted from The Cin Times, Thursday.

lol!!

i am juz too free. hahaha

anyway really lah. abt e ap thingy. quite a lot of chers teaching us r lyddat 1 loh. think iz cuz dey c us only oso sian 1/2 liao..

but den oso gt a few chers tt r really really damn gd de.

haha

e water pipes thingy iz juz cuz i dun hv anything much 2 write. actually wanna crap summore de. but 2 ensure the safety of computers, i decided not 2.

juz in case u all cant tahan den throw sth at e comz screen ma.

hehehehehehe